Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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