your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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