On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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