I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Just puked most of my soul out..
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
