There is no way he is gay with that hair.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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