I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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