I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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