I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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