Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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