chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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