let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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