I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
He shit in the fireplace
Randomize
