Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
In other news, I just burned my penis
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
im on a boat
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