gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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