Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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