I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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