There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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