Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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