of course. lets lasso hookers.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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