I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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