I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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