I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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