I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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