Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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