If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I need a hoe opinion
go on
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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