why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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