No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I think your dad took our porno
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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