dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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