He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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