More tranny stories later!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
3pm strippers are depressing
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
my god I love twenty year old dicks
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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