guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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