office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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