I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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