So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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