I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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