What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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