How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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