Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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