its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Drake has all the answers
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I think my moral compass just broke
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