I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
