dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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