Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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