Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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