East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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