is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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