She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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