: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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