How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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