i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You need a sexual gate keeper
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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