We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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