I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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