is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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