its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
